Some people ask, "Hey Tommy, what is your idea of the perfect date? Well now is the time to learn the answer to one of those great mysteries of the universe. Win a dream date with one of comedy's hunkiest hunk, or as Guy Fieri calls him Hunkilicious.

Enjoy fine dining, dancing, performing arts, an evening at the polo grounds...whatever you can afford.

Now Tommy does not want to discriminate against his many fans of all three genders therefore this is an evening of enjoying many festivities that are of a non-sexual nature. However hand holding and longing stares into Tommy's gorgeous blue eyes is to be expected. After all you are only human. To enter you must be 18 years of age or older and have your parents or spouses permission. The date of this event TBA.

Now for those of you who cannot get enough of your Tommy time, rejoice, because Tommy has not forgotten you. Coming soon to these pages "Things Tommy Likes" a sojourn into the things that make Tommy happy.

Please send me at least a 100 word essay on how you would provide the ultimate dream date on your budget with all expenses paid and the best essayist will win a date with yours truly, the inimitable maestro, TOMMY SAVITT.

Deadline for all submissions are DECEMBER, 31, 2011.

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