Hey Yo!
I'd like to welcome everyone to my new look web-site.
And I'd like to take this opportunity to let everyone know that you may purchase my brand new CD "WHO WANTS ME NOW!" via Paypal on this very web-site. Also, be made aware you may purchase any of my jokes from my CD on I-tunes. I will be using this blog space to entertain any relationship and/or legal problem you may have. It is the only blog of it's kind to handle both complicated topics in one fell swoop! No question is taboo.
Sample Relationship Question:
Q: HEY TOMMY, MY BOYFRIEND WANTS TO MAKE LOVE IN A
PUBLIC PLACE, SHOULD I LET HIM WATCH?
A: NO. NOT UNLESS HE SUBSCRIBES TO YOUR SITE LIKE THE
REST OF US!
Sample Legal Question:
Q: HEY TOMMY, SHOULD I ACCEPT A PLEA BARGAIN IN MY OWN
MURDER TRIAL?
A: NO. PLEA BARGAINS ARE FOR QUITTERS! WOULD VINCE
LOMBARDI EVER ACCEPT A PLEA BARGAIN ? HELL, NO! YOU
SHOULD SEE YOUR TRIAL THROUGH THE END EVEN IF IT MEANS
SUDDEN DEATH!
Keep the questions coming!
EXCELSIOR, HEY TOMMY!
